Funny Money Jokes 2


List of funny money jokes.Read and have fun.


I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year." -Victor Borge

"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn't be enough to go around." -Christina Stead

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." -Jackie Mason

"There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails." -Spencer Tracy quotes

"We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed." -Chris Rock

"I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese." -Rowan Atkinson "When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet." -Nick Arnette

"Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did." -Henny Youngman
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"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." -Lane Kirkland

"You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony." -John Barrymore

"If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion." -George Bernard Shaw

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." -Woody Allen

"I'm so poor I can't even pay attention." -Ron Kittle

"Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband." -H.L. Mencken

"My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." -Errol Flynn

"The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments." -Mad Magazine

"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." -Robert Frost

"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any." - Katharine Whitehorn

"It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green." - Family Guy

"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." - Jackie Mason

"Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort." - Helen Gurley Brown

"Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." -A.A. Latimer


"The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money." - IRS auditor


What is a money box?


A money box is a small box with a opening at the top,into which a child puts coins as a way of saving money.


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Encouraging children to save money from young age is a must.
Start gifting your children a specially modelled, manufactured and hand painted gifts and moneyboxes from moneybox.

Make Money Online - Economic Times


ET has published some popular ways to make extra money using Internet.


Self publish books
If you love writing and want to get a book published, Amazon offers a free service called Kindle Direct Publishing. The service allows anyone to self publish books on the Kindle (electronic) bookstore and earn royalties from sales. There are two plans you can choose from — the 35% royalty works across any book sold in any country) while the 70% royalty plans works if you sell in a few select countries. Indian authors can choose to set prices specifically for the Indian bookstore and receive royalty payments in Indian currency as well.
Make & sell your apps
With so many smartphones and tablets, app development can be a very lucrative business. You can learn about developing apps online — there are various tutorials available for free. That's the easy part — the hard part is coming up with an idea that 'clicks'. Once you make an app, submit it to the respective app store, set a price and choose whether you want to earn from inapp advertising. Your earnings, after deducting the appropriate fees, will be paid monthly.
Sell your photos Online
Numerous stock websites like www.shutterstock. com, www.shutterpoint.com and www. istockphoto.com host photographs submitted by members. Depending on the site's policy, you can earn between a 15 to 85% royalty on each sale. The better the quality of photos and the larger your online portfolio, the more you will sell. Usually, each photograph you want to upload will have to be 'selected' by them first — and they usually have strict requirements of what can or cannot go on sale.
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Sell old stuff online
An easy way to earn some money on the Internet is by selling old stuff that you have around the house. Websites like www.olx.in, www.quickr.com & http://craigslist.co.in provide a free classifieds platform. You need to create an account, enter the product details, location, the expected price along with some photographs — listing usually go live within a couple of hours. Interested buyers can directly contact you and finalise the sale.
Start an online shop
With some creativity, you can learn to make handicrafts or if you know a wholesale dealer, purchase unique things at low prices. Once you have some stock ready, you can set up an online shop to sell these goods on sites like www.ebay.in or www.indiebazaar.com.
Both sites have a simple signup process. After you get verified as a seller, they provide you with a step-by-step wizard to set your online store (how to add photos & details of items you want to sell).

Work online for money
The internet is full of bogus companies that promise to pay you for work but never will. For instance, all places that offer money to fill surveys or those that require payment up front are scammers. Two popular & reliable places to find work are www. odesk.com and www.elance.com.
Both have a similar system: set up a profile and take tests to prove your proficiency in certain areas. Once done, you'll be listed as a contractor/freelancer and people can hire you for an hourly rate. You can get paid more by working hard, getting better at what you do and getting good feedback (ratings) from your clients.
E-Tutoring
If you are fluent in any subject and have some tutoring experience, you can sign up on websites like www.2tion.net or www.tutorvista.com as an online tutor. The sites require you to create a tutor profile with details such as the subjects in which you are fluent, what classes/courses you want to teach, your experience level, preferred timings for tutions and the remuneration expected.

 

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